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Name: Aubree

Nickname:Aubjob (Please don’t call me that.)
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Position:
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Lydia from Beetlejuice
Top 5: My Library Card, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, Sewin’, Ice Cube (Happens to be the name of my cat), and Eating All of the Cheese
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): 94.9 Jamz, Lint Rollers, Acid Wash Jeans, Paperbacks Missing the Front Cover, and Eating All of the Cheese
Quote: “When we cannot find contentment in ourselves it is useless to seek it elsewhere.” Franois Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Name: Ben Adams

Nickname: McDangerson
Hometown: Salem
Position: Masterbaker
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: The genetically engineered hybrid of Dick Van Dyke and Clint Eastwood
Top 5: Mad Scientist Inventions, Harmonic Minor Keys, Hammer with Built in Bottle Cap Opener, and Ice Cream for Breakfast
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cheesy Pop Music, Propaganda, Post-Apocalyptic Fantasies, Carharts, the Words Epic and Dude as a gender Neutral Pronoun, and H.P. Lovecraft (even though he was pretty racist)
Quote: “Many parents disapproved of Rock N Roll music because they feared that it would cause a rise in immortality” -a girl who sat in front of me in high school U.S. History class

Name: Dustin

Nickname: D.W.
Hometown: Boulder, CO
Position: Relative
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: David Kline
Top 5: Sunny Days, Foreign Cuisine, and the 3 B’s ( Beers, Boobs, and Bicycles)
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Rain, 80′s Sing-a-longs, The Words “Ironic” and “Sustainable”, Cars (Because I Don’t Have One) and Adorably Cute Things
Quote: “Kiyomizu no Butai kara tobi-oriru”

Name: David

Nickname: F.N.G
Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA
Position: Drummer
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Charlie Day
Top 5: Food, Patches, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Music, Roadtrips
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Fox News, Shitty Coffee, Dinosaurs, Shitty Beer, My Dog
Quote: “Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” – J.D. Salinger

Name: Sammantha

Nickname: Kai
Hometown: Tucson, AZ
Position: Classified
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Arnie
Top 5: Buffy, Tater Tots, Minor Chords, Swedish Heavy Metal, Death
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Tuesdays, Skirts, shitty Pizza, your mom, Milk
Quote: “I’m actually really outgoing…”
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Name: Brandy

Nickname: LuLu
Hometown: Drain, OR
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Laura Dern
Top 5: Lockets, old books, coffee, greenery, and cookies
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Booze, Novels in a Series, Musicals, and Technology
Quote: “At last there’s someone besides philosophy students in the unemployment line.”

Name: Cate

Nickname: Dog Breath
Hometown: Illinois
Position: Upright
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Rodney Danger Feild
Top 5: Breathing, Loving, Moving, Sleeping, and Eating
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Beer, Coffee, Hi-Tech Stuff, Cute Lists, and Humans
Quote: “Even water dries up.”
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Name: Christine

Nickname: No. it’s Christine with an e.
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Bagel Slinger
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: The Offspring Of Felicia Day and Sarah Conner
Top 5: Raccoons, Shaving Parts Of My Head, Blueberries, Balkan Brass bands, alliteration.
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Feeding Table Scrapes To My Dog, Fantasy Novels, Alcohol That Taste Like Ice Cream, Lolcats, Money.
Quote: “The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.” -Bill Nye The Science Guy
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Name: Kai

Nickname: Humpty-Hump
Hometown: Tustin
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Sonny Bono
Top 5: French Fries, Gettin’ Down On The Dance Floor, Aliens, Chickens, Eduard Grieg
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Bike Cops, Ronald Reagan, The “Man”, Christmas, Wedgies
Quote: “Even a broken clock is right once in a while.”

Name: Michael

Nickname: Mikey
Hometown: West Columbia, SC
Position: Undecided
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Bruce Campbell
Top 5: Willie, High Life, Whiteaker, Long Johns, Waffle House
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Apple, Drudge Report, The South, Cheap Champagne, Semantic Humor
Quote: “I was country when country wasn’t cool.”
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Name: Taylor

Nickname: Tay Tay Tenango
Hometown: Columbia, SC
Position: Office Manager
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: One of the Olsen Twins
Top 5: Bacon, Sports, Mimosas, Gatorade, Koozies
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cravings For Taco Bell, Lazy Sundays, Driving My Car, Oprah, US Weekly Magazine
Quote: “bagaaahhhh!”
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Name: Walter

Nickname: Hasselnuss
Hometown: Kansas City
Position: Assistant to the Regional Manager
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Serj Tankian
Top 5: Gutenberg College, Wandering Goat Coffee, Plato’s Dialogues, Mustard, Smoking Tobacco
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Being Funny, Being Intelligent, Being Adored, Signing Autographs, Academia
Quote: “Where as he seeks to convince his hearers that what he says is true, I am rather seeking to convince myself.” -Socrates

Name: Lou

Nickname: Lou Bot Phillips
Hometown: Springfield
Position: Most Likely To Die In A Blaze Of Glory.
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Lori Petty
Top 5: The Idea Of Rodeo Clowns, Graphic Novels, Paint By Numbers, Eggs Over Easy On Anything, Knowing When To Fold ‘em
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Eugene, The Ten Commandments Starring Charlton Heston, Commemorative Oregon Plates, Koozies, and Rodeos
Quote: “Some things take longer to cook than others.”

Name: Beverly

Nickname: Bev Edge
Hometown: Southern Oregon
Position: On Top
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Amy Sedaris
Top 5: Riding My Old Orange Bike, Collecting Vintage Clothes And Boots, Honky Tonk, Drinking Whiskey On The Rocks Out Of Sexy Tumblers, Scrabble
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): What Not To Wear, Cigarettes, Truck Stop Coffee, 70′s And 80′s Soft Rock, Men In Tight Pants And Mustaches
Quote: “Simmer down.”

Name: Tom Heinl

Nickname: Heiney
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Position: Booker
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Steve Heinl
Top 5: Portland Trailblazers, Headlocks and Spankings, Trees and Horses, Games Shows That Aren’t On T.V., Blondes
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): John McCain, Mini-Vans, New Country, Cougars, Geiko Cave Man
Quote: “When you’re out of Shlitz, you’re out of beer.”
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Name: Thomas

Nickname: Tommi Salami
Hometown: Boise, ID
Position: Barista Trainer
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Paul Giamatti
Top 5: Alcoholic Beverages, Coffee, Subarus, Concerts
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Anne Of Green Gables (And Anne Of Avonlea), Iced Mochas, Coors Light, Chick Flicks, Cleaning Bathrooms
Quote: ” The Stone Temple Pilots WILL rule the world.”
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Name: Paula

Nickname: Pippi
Hometown: The Cape Fear, NC
Position: Quality Sludge Server
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Princess Leia
Top 5: Music (Makin’ it, Listenin’ to it, Watching other folks makin’ it), All Critters Great and Small (Except Humans And Cockroaches), Trees Dirt Sticks -n- Stuff, My 1972 Gibson S.G. Bass, Fires
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Journey Records, Compact Discs, Lucky- My Roommates Boston Terrier, Prime Time News
Quote: “Smoking affects your short term memory…..or maybe it’s your long term memory. I forget.”

Name: Bud

Nickname: World’s Largest Gnome
Hometown: Athens, GA
Position: Espresso Machine Tech.
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Slash
Top 5: Disc Golf, Mandolin, VW’S
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Iphone, T.V., Miller High Life, V.W.’s, Waffle House
Quote: “Three rules to live by: never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady that has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.” -Teen Wolf
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Name: Samm

Nickname: Double M
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Roaster, Green Buyer

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