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Joel

Name: Joel

Nickname: J.T.
Hometown: Unknown
Position: Fetal
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Danny Devito
Top 5: Dinosaurs, the Jackson Five, The World Beard and Mustache Championship, Everybody Poops, and Pinata Parties
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Puns, Hamms, Ugly Sweaters, Black Licorice, and Dogs in Neck Cones
Quote: “AT&T was the best thing to ever happen to me!”
Brandy

Name: Brandy

Nickname: LuLu
Hometown: Drain, OR
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Laura Dern
Top 5: Lockets, old books, coffee, greenery, and cookies
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Booze, Novels in a Series, Musicals, and Technology
Quote: “At last there’s someone besides philosophy students in the unemployment line.”
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Name: Cate

Nickname: Dog Breath
Hometown: Illinois
Position: Upright
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Rodney Danger Feild
Top 5: Breathing, Loving, Moving, Sleeping, and Eating
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Beer, Coffee, Hi-Tech Stuff, Cute Lists, and Humans
Quote: “Even water dries up.”
Nick

Name: Nick

Nickname: Pancake
Hometown: Friday Harbor, WA
Position: The Great Grand Templar 7th and 10th Ring
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Dead Paul Newman
Top 5: Judo, Travel, Fornication, Red Meat, and Music
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Sniffing Random Objects, Dis-informing Wikipedia, Hot Pockets, Egyptian Cotton Underpants, Dynasty Warriors
Quote: “Sleep when you’re dead.”
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Name: George

Nickname: Jorgie
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Keanu Reeves
Top 5: Platypuses, Bouncy Balls, The Utter Confusion Of “Normal” People, A Lively Jig, Orange Kool-Aid
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): 80’s Music, The Use of Calvin And Hobbes For Religious Purposes, Being Woken Up With A Foghorn, Chewing On Sand In Clam Chowder, Wet Socks
Quote: “If you don’t laugh at life, life will laugh at you.”
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Name: Christine

Nickname: No. it’s Christine with an e.
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Bagel Slinger
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: The Offspring Of Felicia Day and Sarah Conner
Top 5: Raccoons, Shaving Parts Of My Head, Blueberries, Balkan Brass bands, alliteration.
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Feeding Table Scrapes To My Dog, Fantasy Novels, Alcohol That Taste Like Ice Cream, Lolcats, Money.
Quote: “The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.” -Bill Nye The Science Guy
kai

Name: Kai

Nickname: Humpty-Hump
Hometown: Tustin
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Sonny Bono
Top 5: French Fries, Gettin’ Down On The Dance Floor, Aliens, Chickens, Eduard Grieg
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Bike Cops, Ronald Reagan, The “Man”, Christmas, Wedgies
Quote: “Even a broken clock is right once in a while.”
Quinn

Name: Quinn

Nickname: Rust Up
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Lackey
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Dwight Yokham
Top 5: Gasoline, Apple Pie, L.P.’s, Hank Williams, Trains
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Journey, Alka-Seltzer, Sleep Walking, Bloody Mary’s, Deviled Eggs
Quote: “Who Bah Wah?”

Name: Michael

Nickname: Mikey
Hometown: West Columbia, SC
Position: Undecided
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Bruce Campbell
Top 5: Willie, High Life, Whiteaker, Long Johns, Waffle House
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Red Apple, Drudge Report, The South, Cheap Champagne, Semantic Humor
Quote: “I was country when country wasn’t cool.”
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Name: Taylor

Nickname: Tay Tay Tenango
Hometown: Columbia, SC
Position: Office Manager
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: One of the Olsen Twins
Top 5: Bacon, Sports, Mimosas, Gatorade, Koozies
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cravings For Taco Bell, Lazy Sundays, Driving My Car, Oprah, US Weekly Magazine
Quote: “bagaaahhhh!”
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Name: Walter

Nickname: Hasselnuss
Hometown: Kansas City
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Serj Tankian
Top 5: Gutenberg College, Wandering Goat Coffee, Plato’s Dialogues, Mustard, Smoking Tobacco
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Being Funny, Being Intelligent, Being Adored, Signing Autographs, Academia
Quote: “Where as he seeks to convince his hearers that what he says is true, I am rather seeking to convince myself.” -Socrates

Name: Lou

Nickname: Lou Bot Phillips
Hometown: Springfield
Position: Most Likely To Die In A Blaze Of Glory.
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Lori Petty
Top 5: The Idea Of Rodeo Clowns, Graphic Novels, Paint By Numbers, Eggs Over Easy On Anything, Knowing When To Fold ‘em
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Eugene, The Ten Commandments Starring Charlton Heston, Commemorative Oregon Plates, Koozies, and Rodeos
Quote: “Some things take longer to cook than others.”

Name: Beverly

Nickname: Bev Edge
Hometown: Southern Oregon
Position: On Top
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Amy Sedaris
Top 5: Riding My Old Orange Bike, Collecting Vintage Clothes And Boots, Honky Tonk, Drinking Whiskey On The Rocks Out Of Sexy Tumblers, Scrabble
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): What Not To Wear, Cigarettes, Truck Stop Coffee, 70’s And 80’s Soft Rock, Men In Tight Pants And Mustaches
Quote: “Simmer down.”

Name: Tom Heinl

Nickname: Heiney
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Position: Booker
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Steve Heinl
Top 5: Portland Trailblazers, Headlocks and Spankings, Trees and Horses, Games Shows That Aren’t On T.V., Blondes
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): John McCain, Mini-Vans, New Country, Cougars, Geiko Cave Man
Quote: “When you’re out of Shlitz, you’re out of beer.”
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Name: Thomas

Nickname: Tommi Salami
Hometown: Boise, ID
Position: Barista
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Paul Giamatti
Top 5: Alcoholic Beverages, Coffee, Subarus, Concerts
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Anne Of Green Gables (And Anne Of Avonlea), Iced Mochas, Coors Light, Chick Flicks, Cleaning Bathrooms
Quote: ” The Stone Temple Pilots WILL rule the world.”

Name: Aaron

Nickname: Johnny G
Hometown: Van Nuys, CA
Position: Catcher
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: George Castanza
Top 5: Martin Amis, Charles Mingus, Technical Tampa, FL Death Metal Circa 1991, You Tube, Shorts
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Academia, Tobacco, Rain, House M.D., Fried Chicken, Veganaise
Quote: “Thank god time flies; it couldn’t go any slower.” -Me. Living in Japan
Paula

Name: Paula

Nickname: Pippi
Hometown: The Cape Fear, NC
Position: Quality Sludge Server
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Princess Leia
Top 5: Music (Makin’ it, Listenin’ to it, Watching other folks makin’ it), All Critters Great and Small (Except Humans And Cockroaches), Trees Dirt Sticks -n- Stuff, My 1972 Gibson S.G. Bass, Fires
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Cigarettes, Journey Records, Compact Discs, Lucky- My Roommates Boston Terrier, Prime Time News
Quote: “Smoking affects your short term memory…..or maybe it’s your long term memory. I forget.”

Name: Bud

Nickname: World’s Largest Gnome
Hometown: Athens, GA
Position: Roaster, Espresso Machine Tech., Barista Trainer
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Slash
Top 5: Disc Golf, Mandolin, VW’S
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love): Iphone, T.V., Miller High Life, V.W.’s, Waffle House
Quote: “Three rules to live by: never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady that has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.” -Teen Wolf
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Name: Samm

Nickname: Double M
Hometown: Eugene
Position: Roaster, Barista, Barista Trainer
Person most likely to play you in “Wandering Goat” the musical: Me. Who else would bother?
Top 5: Cycling, Wool socks, Beverages, Pictures, Words, And Music, Cats & Dogs
Dislike to Like (Hate to Love):
Quote: (Changes weekly): “It was the morning after the night before . . .”

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